Showing posts with label rachael ray. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rachael ray. Show all posts

January 29, 2012

Suck It, Rachael Ray. (Part 1)

Yo Folks,
Sorry about the delay. I realized I hadn't posted at all this year yet... even though I have been documenting all of my cooking. I mean that is the easier part. The whole posting part is the pain in the ass because I have to be all witty and articulate. Anyways, so I don't like Rachael Ray (that was one hell of a transition). And this is why:
1- too perky.
2- she spells her name "Rachael" instead of "Rachel"
3- not a good chef (if you can call her that).
4- says every BS Italian ingredient in some pompous accent that doesn't even sound right.
5- this is the most important reason, she doesn't make good recipes. I mean just putting leftovers in a pot and calling it something dumb like "stoup" (a cross between 'soup' and 'stew', how clever) does NOT make you creative.

I think her 30 Minute Meals concept is a great idea but she dropped the ball on it. So this is my version of 30 Minute Meals and I will be posting several of these "Suck It, Rachael Ray" posts. Let's start with my take of Clyde's Grilled Steak Salad. So Clyde's is a restaurant chain in the DMV-area and one of their locations is literally steps from my office and we go there a lot but mostly when someone else is paying or if we want a long lunch. Their Chevy Chase, MD location has this salad and its epic. This is me recreating it in 20 minutes... so suck it, Rachael Ray.

Step 1: put mixed greens in a bowl.... (sorry, the lighting was weird in the kitchen when I took theses)


Step 2: put crumbled blue cheese, bacon (I used bacon bites), diced mango (I used dried mangos)


Step 3: mix the salad with Honey Balsamic dressing (Ken's Steak House makes this, its at any grocery store)


Step 4: Cook steak, let it sit for a few minutes, slice it up and put it on top of the salad (I had some steak leftover so that was easy)


(optional) Step 5: give bone from steak to dog...


Step 6: put it on a plate and eat it (I actually omitted this step and just ate it all out of the bowl but I put it on a plate for affect)


So that's it. Since I already had cooked steak, this actually only took me 5minutes to make. It actually tasted really similar to the one Clyde's makes except I didn't have fresh mango (which would of been delish) or cashews (I wasn't too upset about not including these).

Clyde's Grilled Steak Salad

Ingredients:
1 pre-washed bag of mixed greens lettuce
1 handful of crumbled blue cheese
3 strips of cooked bacon, diced
1/2 of a fresh mango, diced
Honey Balsamic salad dressing (i.e. Ken's Steak House 'Balsamic with Honey' dressing)
1 cooked steak, sliced

Instructions:
Place clean mixed green lettuce in a salad bowel. Top with blue cheese, bacon, and mango. Toss salad in dressing. Cook steak until medium-rare and let it rest for a couple minutes. Slice steak and place on top of salad. Serves 2 or 1 really hungry person.


So that's it. I swear I'll be better about posting. And as always, Rachael Ray please don't sue!

Peace out,
Liz